Texas Punks Oklahoma -- An Open Letter to Whitney Neal

Dearest Whitney,

For some reason, you're a fan of BuzzFeed, so let me put this in terms you can understand.

Today, Texas beat OU:



Unfortunately, you're a Sooner fan:

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To which I say:



Because Oklahoma is totally like that Scott Tenorman kid:



But, of course, there's only one way to drown your sorrows when your super lame football team loses to a super cool football team:



I hope this helps.

Sincerely,
Cahnman
Austin
October, 12 2013