#HookemDoh: Democrat Canvasser recruiting fails at U.T.

"He frustrates the devices of the crafty,
So that their hands cannot carry out their plans."
Job 5:12

University of Texas -- Three days ago, this author was walking across the University of Texas campus when we noticed that the #HailSatanTX Democrats had flyered the campus hoping to add to their paid campaign staff.  They were the type of flyers where interested potential counterparties are supposed to tear off a tag on the bottom.  Typically, on a popular item, the tiny little squares are gone within a day.  Tonight, we attended an event on campus and decided to scout the flyers while killing time.  The three day progress report speaks for itself:
 

 

Each picture is a separate flyer; political consultants have a word for this: Metrics.