Showing posts with label Bob Novak. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bob Novak. Show all posts

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Friday, August 24, 2012

'Stop Brainwashing Me;' An Open Letter to Karl Rove


Dear Mr. Rove,

Last night, I had an interaction with a government major at the University of Texas, which I chronicled on Facebook:
Random UT Student: All the great Presidents were Democrats; FDR, JFK, Lincoln.

Me: Actually, Lincoln was the founder of the GOP.

Random UT Student: You've gotta stop letting Karl Rove brainwash you.
Mr. Rove, please stop brainwashing me.

We have met three times.  The first time, on November 5th, 2004, was on a D.C. Street kitty corner from the White House; I was the Bob Novak intern who congratulated you on President Bush's re-election three days earlier.  On St. Patrick's Day 2010, I attended your book signing in San Antonio.  Two months later, on the day of the flash crash, I was at a dinner you did for KLUP in San Antonio.  I'm not sure if you put something in my drink, or if you used some sort of cosmic mind rays, but I don't appreciate you brainwashing me.

I believe George W. Bush's education policy was an unconstitutional intrusion into state sovereignty.   I believe the rise of the Muslim Brotherhood across the Middle East undercuts the central premise of George W. Bush's 'Freedom Agenda.'  I believe Chief Justice John Roberts, a George W. Bush appointee, MUST be impeached.  I believe Henry Paulson illegally violated his fiduciary responsibility to American Taxpayers.  Obviously, Karl Rove, YOU brainwashed me into thinking this.

Why are you brainwashing me Karl Rove?!?

Why are you making me believe falsehoods like Lincoln being a Republican?!?

With all due respect Karl Rove, please stop brainwashing me.

Sincerely,
Adam Cahn
Austin, TX
August, 24 2012.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Why Glenn Beck Should Hire Me

Dear Mr. Beck,

  I’m writing to request on on-camera position with GBTV; together we will destroy Hollywood’s corrupt aristocracy.

  Electoral Politics and Legislative Process is a trap; entertainment is the key to America’s soul.  For at least fifty years, the conservative movement has fallen for a giant misdirection; we’ve bickered at the edges of bad legislation while abandoning the entertainment landscape to the secular-fascist left.  Entertainment competition, whether it’s in the form of original scripted programming, self-reliance instruction, or other formats that lay a foundation of truth will advance our cause more effectively than ANY politician.  Even when Ronald Reagan puts Leviathan on a temporary diet, Hollywood’s corrupt influence prevents us from addressing the core pathology.  Consider the following:




Without Hollywood, liberalism will collapse; I have the vision, you have the platform.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Let’s Roll,
Adam


Dear Mr. Beck,

Observing our culture and politics, within a context shaped by my personal and professional life, has convinced me destroying Hollywood is a necessary precondition to save America.  The day to day content of the jobs I’ve worked has been tangential to that process.  To help you understand how I have developed this vision and perspective, I have included this outline in the major influences in my life in lieu of a traditional CV.

Catalog of Influences:

2011 – Republican congress has delivered meager results
-          Primetime Propaganda documented what I’d long suspected about Hollywood.

Prime United Marketing (July 2010 – February 2011)
-        Mental Toughness – Achieved modest success doing something most people are afraid to try
-        Attitude Control – Had to Stay Positive Despite economic challenges and in-field setbacks
-        Prosperity Consciousness - Reawakened me to its business context

SxSW Slamdown (March 23, 2010)
-        Passing Obamacare on the last night of SxSW radicalized me; the people ruining our country are playing for keeps and they do not take Sundays off, neither can we.

Tea Party Activism (April 15, 2009 – Present)
-       TARP/HAMP/Obamacare Disgust Dramatically Deepened Commitment; failure to stop or roll back any has made limits of politics OBVIOUS
-       Philosophical Foundation - Listened to A LOT of talk radio (esp. Rush); watched you on Fox
-       Too many people I know are on Food Stamps

Rick Perry’s Texas (December 2007 – Present)
-       Daily examples of why conservatism works

2008 Presidential Politics (December 2005 – November 7, 2008)
-       Watched Hollywood create Barry’s cult of personality while giving a free pass about Ayres and Wright
-       American People unable to stop TARP despite overwhelming opposition

Rapid Realty NYC (September 2006 – November 2007)
-       First Exposure to Prosperity Consciousness in a business context

Seduction/”Pick-Up Artist” Community (January 2006 – Present)
-       Learned why the rules of social interaction exist; discovered just how far I could push them
-       People respect the unapologetic
-       First developed prosperity consciousness in Personal Context

Bob Novak Internship (August 2004 – December 2004)
-       Discovered how much I LOATHE Washington D.C. and news of the day punditry
-       Worked with Tim Carney, who taught me the difference between free market and crony capitalism
-       Observed how U.S. Government policymaking actually works, especially domestically

Pitzer College (August 1999 – May 2003)
-      Four Year Anthropological Observation of the far-left; including aftermath of 9/11
-      Read Cass Sunstein (Shudder)
-      Knew children of Obama’s Chicago Cronies

New York Film Academy (July 2000)
-      Learned Filmmaking Basics

Columbia Grammar and Prep School (September 1997 – May 1999)
-       Learned how to write
-       Learned U.S. History
-       Starred in School Plays

Rudy Giuliani’s New York City (January 1994 – August 1996; May 1997 – August 1999; Summer 2000/1)
-       Lived through transformation, need I say more?!?

Pre-Rudy New York City (June 1981 – December 1993)
-          Grew-up face to face with the failures of liberalism