GBTV: The Adam Cahn Show -- Interview Request List

GBTV: The Adam Cahn Show

People to Interview:

-          Jed Babbin

-          Beyonce

-          John Bolton

-          Mack Brown

-          Scott Brown

-          George W. Bush

-          Dick Cheney

-          Steven Covey

-          Simon Cowell

-          Motley Crue

-          Frank Gaffney

-          Pam Geller

-          Rudy Giuliani

-          Hugh Hewitt

-          Mike Huckabee

-          Derek Jeter

-          Bobby Jindal

-          Larry Kudlow

-          Miranda Lambert

-          Ken Langone

-          Sharon Lerner

-          Rush Limbaugh

-          Adam Lyons

-          John C. Maxwell

-          Colt McCoy

-          Andy McCarthy

-          Betsey McCaughey

-          Brett Michaels

-          Ted Nugent

-          Rick Perry

-          Jimmy Pethokoukis

-          Daniel Pipes

-          Sally Pipes

-          Nancy Reagan

-          Donald Rumsfeld

-          Nolan Ryan

-          Rex Ryan

-          Gene Simmons

-          Dee Snyder

-          Johnny Soporno (*)

-          Mark Steyn

-          Roger Stone

-          Neil Strauss

-          Taylor Swift

-          Shawn T (Insanity)

-          Brian Tracy

-          Steven Tyler

-          Carrie Underwood

-          Scott Walker

-          Fred Alan Wolf

-          Zan

GBTV: The Third Coast -- Episode 1

GBTV:  The Third Coast – Episode 1 – How to Pursue Your Dreams (Part 1)

Episode #1:  Establish that there are still good kids in America, or at least in Texas.  Show kids how, if they’re willing to pay the price in Advance, they can achieve their wildest dreams.  Illustrate Universal Truths of Success.

Prologue: Establish Who We Are

Scene 1: Arrival/Opening Prayer

-          Kids show up and get keys from show ‘host’

-          Note in the Fridge: Buy Alcohol with Your Own Money

-          Amazing House = GRATTITUDE over Entitlement

-          Kids Organize and deliver Deep, Heartfelt Prayer ON THEIR OWN

-          Host Returns with Nolan Ryan for “Opening Day Pep Talk”

Scene 2: HOUSE MEETING

-          This will be the MAIN SCENE OF THE EPISODE

-          A Little Bit of Background

-          GOALS – Written; Health, Wealth, and Relationships

o   Self-Binding Contracts

o   “My Goal is to have more Checks than Bills”

o   Rocker has some CRAZY sex goal

-          House Rules – Establish Good Habits from the Beginning

o   Partying – Celebrating Job Well Done, NOT Main Event

o   Promiscuity – Only if it’s Marxist Proof

o   Some early Trumped-Up conflict over smoking pot

-          Conscious Decision to Stay in

-          Kids Share Stories about overcoming adversity

-          Watch Movie ‘Bataan’ as House Activity

Scene 3: Getting up Early the Next Day

-          Kids clean up mess from previous night

-          Each kid immediately takes action on a goal listed the previous night

-          Morning Gratitude Lists

Scene 4: Small Initial Success/Gratitude

-          Each kid makes modest progress towards a goal

o   Rocker Successfully picks up a chick at the Beach

Scene 5: Temporary Defeat

-          The kids all experience setbacks; episode closes on a cliffhanger….

GBTV: That's Raaacist!!! :)

GBTV: That’s Raaacist!!! :)

Mission Statement: To Mock the Race Card into Irrelevance

How: A racist parody of the classic 1970’s cartoon “Superfriends,” a ‘diverse’ group of stereotypes thwarts the nefarious plans of Radical Marxists and Radical Muzzies working together to Collapse Capitalism while provoking Hurricane Katrina on a Global Scale.

Why: Obama intends to ‘win’ re-election by rubbing the social fabric of this country RAW via the race card; this inoculates the public.

Episode Structure: An over-the-top parody of “Superfriends”; each episode our heros, a collection of the most common Stereotypes in America, weave through a maze of lesser stereotypes in order to foil the Marxists and Muzzies.

Sample Episodes:

-          The Clitoridectomy

-          Orgies for Poverty

-          A Mosque Grows in Brooklyn

-          Framing the Police

-          Infiltrating the Military

-          Putting Terrorists on Welfare to Collapse the Economy

-          Taking over Education

Character Guidelines: The main characters are major racial stereotypes.  The lesser characters are lesser stereotypes.  The bad guys are Marxists and Muzzies.

Sample Characters:

-          Honky, the Alpha Male; White Southern Christian

-          Sambo the Negro

-          Simon the Asian Homework Monster

-          Pepe the Mexican

-          Hussein bin Muzzie (ie. Barack Obama)

-          Aging Marxist Male (ie. Bill Ayres or Richard Cloward)

-          Aging Marxist Female (ie. Francis Fox-Piven)

GBTV: The Third Coast

GBTV: The Third Coast

Mission Statement: To celebrate, encourage, and fortify those kids who reject national decline and who are willing to do the work necessary to reverse it.

How: Following Seven Texans under 30 through a dream summer on South Padre Island, TX where, unlike a certain other beach-themed reality show, they actually accomplish something.

Why: We need to inspire twenty-somethings to act like their best selves, instead of excusing them at their worst. Everyone is subject to internal struggles between good and evil; GBTV’s task is to encourage the former while downplaying the latter. Most kids want to do the right thing, but no one has shown them how.

Episode Structure: Each episode will feature the kids actually accomplishing something while simultaneously illustrating some quasi-political aspect of why America is so screwed up; to the extent that these kids drink and party, it’s to celebrate a job well done, NOT as the central plot element of the episode.

Sample themes:
- How to Pursue Your Dreams
- How Marxists Use Sex as Mind Control
- Teaching Young Kids the Constitution
- Starting a Business and Regulatory Compliance
- Crisis Pregnancy
- Designing a Self-Education Platform
- Border Security and Service Project for Brian Terry’s Family

Character Guidelines: These kids are going to be action-oriented, classy, hardcore, outrageous, and responsible. They will all have goals backed by plans on which they’re taking action. They’ll occupy various locations on the partying and promiscuity continnums, but none will be defined by these parts of their lives.

Character Archetypes:
- Hot, Blonde, Texas Alpha-Female (UT co-ed)
- Colt McCoy meets Scotty McCreary
- Charmingly Outrageous Right-Wing Rocker/Stoner
- A Minister’s Daughter
- A Black Dude; Iraq Veteran
- A Miranda Lambert
- An Entreprenneurial Homemaker