Monday, December 29, 2014

"So you're NOT Dead (yet)": An Open Letter to Hugh Hefner


"And this is the condemnation, that the light has come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil."
John 3:19

Hugh,

Congratulations on cheating the reaper again AND making people look like fools on Facebook as part of the process.

But that means we need to talk.

Once again, in HIS Grace, God the Father has given you the opportunity to accept Jesus Christ as your personal LORD and SAVIOR.

I strongly suggest you take him up on the offer.

You and I both know that your bizarre sex life isn't all it's cracked up to be.  Furthermore, we also both know that the Playboy Mansion hasn't been properly maintained in 40 years.  And I knew that before Kendra spoke.

But you have one more chance: REPENT and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior.

If you fail to do so, you will have no one to blame but yourself, and eternity is a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time.

Sincerely,
Adam Cahn
Austin, TX
December 29, 2014

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