Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Is Fifty Shades of Grey Giving Old People STD's?!?

"For the lips of an immoral woman drip honey,
And her mouth is smoother than oil;
But in the end she is bitter as wormwood,
Sharp as a two-edged sword.
Her feet go down to death,
Her steps lay hold of hell."
Proverbs 5:3-5

A rise in sexually transmitted diseases among older couples could have been caused by the ‘Fifty Shades of Grey effect’, a top doctor has warned.

Dr Charlotte Jones said the Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy has led to older couples being more adventurous in bed and could explain a rise in sexually transmitted infections among the over-50s.


Dr Jones, chairwoman of the British Medical Association's GP Committee, said the novels' success is giving couples more sexual confidence but warned that there was a risk they were failing to use protection.


‘But there's the Fifty Shades of Grey effect where older people are being more explorative, but not necessarily remembering to use a condom.


Dr Jones revealed doctors are starting to see more cases of gonorrhoea and syphilis along with more common thrush and chlamydia.
Read the whole thing here.

1 comment:

  1. Either that or "protection" is a bogus term with no basis in statistical reality.


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