Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Christian Pickup Lines

"A merry heart does good, like medicine,
But a broken spirit dries the bones."
Proverbs 17:22

Oh my gosh, too funny:

  • "I would part the Red Sea for you!"
  • "So, what are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?!?"
  • "Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?!?"
  • "I didn't believe in predestination, until now!!!"
  • "You and me, we're like Loaves and Fishes; we just might be a miracle!!!"
  • "For you, I would slay two Goliaths!!!"
  • "Excuse me, but I believe one of your ribs belongs to me...."

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