Christian Pickup Lines

"A merry heart does good, like medicine,
But a broken spirit dries the bones."
Proverbs 17:22

Oh my gosh, too funny:



Highlights:

• "I would part the Red Sea for you!"

• "So, what are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?!?"

• "Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?!?"

• "I didn't believe in predestination, until now!!!"

• "You and me, we're like Loaves and Fishes; we just might be a miracle!!!"

• "For you, I would slay two Goliaths!!!"

• "Excuse me, but I believe one of your ribs belongs to me...."