"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil;
Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness;
Who put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"
Dallas, TX -- Earlier today, this website visited the Texas Democrat convention in Dallas. We heard Wendy Davis speak several times. The experience reminded us that this was the crowd that chanted "hail satan" last summer at the Capitol.
First things first, the crowd was about one-third the size of the crowd at the Republican convention earlier this month; we find this ironic considering how many angels fell from heaven.
Planned Parenthood was there. They were giving away free condoms! One of the Planned Parenthood volunteers encouraged this author to "take 3 [condoms], you might have a good convention."
Because, obviously, #HailSatan!!!
But if you're going to encourage promiscuity, then you clearly need to have a Eugenics booth; fortunately, the #HailSatan Texas Democrats have that covered:
Because, obviously, #HAILSATAN!!!
Next we had the Storm Troopers of Fascist Gynocracy, Mom's Demand Franzia; your humble correspondent had fun with them:
Because there's no more worthwhile cause than bullying law-abiding firearms owners and, of course #HAILSATAN!!!
A few more observations:
- We overheard the Democrat candidate for Railroad Commission refer to his "Tea Party opponent." He said that in reference to Ryan Friggin' Sitton. Now THAT'S funny!!!
- That this vile crowd is Joe Straus' base tells you everything you need to know about Joe Straus.
- Finally, one small kudos: Congressman Al Green gave a rousing defense of Israel that, for a second, made us think we had been teleported to John Hagee's church. We couldn't have agreed more. Credit where it's due.
...but, you know, #HAILSATAN....
...vote for Wendy!!!