Monday, March 30, 2020
Inga Cotton and the Utter, Total, and Complete Failure of Murphy Naisica
"For on the one hand there is an annulling of the former commandment because of its weakness and unprofitableness,"
Hebrews 7:18
Last week, a friend was helping this author carry groceries into our apartment when he noticed the leftover Inga Cotton campaign mailers pictured above. For context, we received those mailers during the final month of the primary. This friend observed that "Inga Cotton raised [almost] $200 grand for campaign mailers to finish third, while [Robert Morrow] spent zero dollars to finish first."
The more we think about it, the more we realize that that's actually a really good point.
Which gave us a hunch.
Guess who was Cotton's primary campaign consultant:
Rather than doing anything effective, M-N funneled all that money Inga Cotton raised into friendly mail vendors. And they literally lost to Robert Morrow. It's pretty funny.
Bottom Line: Could not happen to a nicer bunch of campaign consultants....
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