#BETTERPUTSOMEICEONTHAT -- A Modest Proposal for Bill Clinton's Speech

If you're at all like me, you're flabbergasted Bill Clinton is giving a prime-time speech at a convention designed to highlight this bogus "War on Women."

Yeah, that Bill Clinton; the same Bill Clinton who raped Juanita Brodderick.

First things first, who is Juanita Brodderick?!?

In 1978, Juanita Brodderick owned a nursing home in Arkansas that Bill Clinton visited during his first run for Governor.  Clinton invited Brodderick to visit the campaign office during her upcoming visit to Little Rock.  Upon arriving, Clinton suggested meeting in her hotel room to avoid the 'noise' of a public place.  Once they were alone, Clinton assaulted and raped Brodderick.  As he left a devastated Brodderick, Clinton told her "you better put some ice on that," referring to her busted lip.

And yet, according to the media, it's Republicans waging a war on Women.

Bullcrap.

Thus, I make the following proposal: tonight, during Bill Clinton's speech, tweet a picture of ice with the hashtag #BETTERPUTSOMEICEONTHAT.  Remind the American people about Juanita Brodderick.  Don't get mad, conservatives, get on Twitter!!!